Malaysia
Our past 3 weeks, spent in Malaysia, have been beautiful, relaxing, and uneventful. Our trip to Singapore was quickly followed by a train to Kuala Lumpur, the capital of Malaysia, and a city that easily compares. It nearly tops my list of favorite cities, left behind only by Tokyo and Singapore. KL's claim to fame are the Petronas Towers, a seemingly impossible feat of modern architecture.
The twin towers, replicas of the Muslim star, are relatively disappointing in the daylight, but spectacular when lit up after dark. I visited at night with a friend and had one of those experiences when it all sinks in. The pair of us, a Canadian and a Brit who met in Taiwan, laid on the pavement in Malaysia looking at the Petronas Towers and exchanged pictures of the Taj Mahal. It's a charmed life!
From KL we made our way to the Cameron Highlands, a much appreciated reprieve from the heat of big cities. The pink parade, in all of our pink glory, boarded the rickety local bus to the tea plantation. We hiked through the plantation, which was lush, lush green and beautiful...
...until it began pouring rain and we realized the person responsible for the directional signs was likely stoned when they took the measurements. 2km really meant an uphill 5km. Still, it was a worthwhile hike for the pink parade, if for no other reason than it ended in chocolate covered strawberries, Pringles, and stolen coffee.
After the Cameron Highlands we descended into the heat of Teman Negara, Malaysia's 20 million year-old rain forest. We trekked for about 8km and starting sweating like ____________ (insert your inappropriate comment here, Ben!) from the word go. We walked across a series of canopy bridges about 10m off the jungle floor and took in some amazing views. Definitely a cool thing to have done, heat and all.
We rewarded ourselves for all of the walking in Cameron Highlands and Teman Negara by a trip to the amazing Perhentian Islands, where we did the following:
Nothing.
Sweet, blissful, unproductive nothing. Doing more than 1 thing a day became exhausting and downright intrepid, so we were forced to split up our tasks of checking email, getting money and doing laundry over a course of 2 weeks. It was kinda gross. Our laziness was bordering on repulsive, but who can blame us when lazy looks like this:
A hut on the beach, 30 feet from the crystal clear sea, and days topped off with fresh seafood and tropical fruit shakes. A total motivation killer, but in an absolutely fantastic way. Nothing could've made me happier over those 2 weeks then being the unemployed sloth that I was/am.
In effort to rejoin humanity, we have now left the islands and find ourselves in Cambodia...on a beach. We're sad, sad excuses for human beings. My excitement to get home is beginning to wear down my travel bug, so Cambodia will be a short trip at under a week. Following this we'll bid our 2 years in Asia farewell with a little shopping in Bangkok and Hong Kong before heading to London, England on May 16th. I'll be visiting my sister, whom I haven't seen since I left the country over 2 years ago. After that we'll head to an as of yet undecided sunny spot for one last hoorah before our most exciting destination yet...CANADA. I can't wait. So much has changed since April 29th, 2005 and I can't wait to get caught up. And speak English, not Chinglish. And pee in a toilet, not a hole. And eat a pita.



It's unlike anything I could've imagined. The golden, sand-carved buildings lie against a perpetually blue sky, and to my surprise, beside plenty of greenery. The havelis (old mansions) are ornately hand carved from sandstone and sit atop the town's amazing focal point: a giant 700 year-old fort made of - you guessed it - sand. 2000 people live inside this thing, alongside guest-houses, restaurants and shops. It's like playing in the world's biggest sand castle.
Our purpose in making the day and a half long trip out there was camel trekking. To confirm, yep, camels fart. They fart a lot. And it smells horrible.
We spent about 30 hours with our camels in the Thar Desert. It was exactly what you'd expect: hot, barrain and beautiful. We didn't move at all during the oppressive mid-day heat, and instead relaxed in the shade. It was peaceful, silent and felt like a million blissful miles away from the city. It was a much needed and appreciated break from the hassle and noise that define India. We were joined on our shady break by some local women who were utterly fascinated by our fair skin. They couldn't speak English, so instead settled in for an afternoon of starting at and petting the foreign girls. They were incredibly sweet and gave us parting gifts of bangles and bindis.
We hopped back on our camels to trek out to our digs for the night: the top of a sand dune. We arrived a few hours and 2 very sore asses later. We played in the sand for a bit, attempted in making some chapati (Indian bread) over our makeshift stove, and finally curled up in the sand dunes under the stars. It's definitely the most scenic place I've ever slept, under a full moon so bright I could read by it. We woke up the next morning to an amazing sunrise and got back on our farting camels. Our bruised asses made these a somewhat unpleasant couple of hours, but well worth it.
We arrived back in Jaisalmer and boarded our train for Mumbai via Jodhpur a few hours later. A very interesting trip it was, involving force-feeding, unwelcome picture taking, and surrogate fathers. Those stories will have to wait for later, when I'm not a sweaty pile of goo being broiled by the Mumbai heat.
Tomorrow morning, at the ungodly hour of 6am, we're heading to Jaipur in the province of 
The next morning we began our long trip of unpaved roads and off-
The next day we made our way to
The following night was without question the worst I've ever had. It was -10, the monastery had no heat, running water or bathroom, we shared a twin bed and had 2 sleep talkers and 1 violent snorer in our room.
All that being said, Everest was incredible. The trek made me feel like a crotchety old lady, but nothing can take away from the realization that you're watching the sunset over Everest. The discomfort was worth it a million times over for one night of amazing scenery at the highest inhabitable point on the planet (we think). Yes, I complained, but I didn't for a second take any of it for granted.
Nepal proved to be something of an adventure. In a stroke of genius timing, we showed up in Nepal on the exact day of the largest upsurge in Maoist violence since last year's ceasefire. We came across a couple of reasonably peaceful protests during the day and didn't think much of it...until dinner. While thoroughly enjoying our $1 meals, heaps of people started running past us full tilt. We weren't sure why until we saw the baton swinging police in pursuit. The restaurant gate was slammed shut and locked. We all got in the back,
The spiritual core of Lhasa, the
Walking some of the most sacred Buddhist lands, alongside monks, made for one of the most unique hours of my life. It's a walk I could time and time again, as I did once more today. I followed a chanting monk who lost concentration only once - to giggle at the white girl.
