Kids say the darndest things

1. To teach the letter "x" the Phonics book uses "fox". We repeat the same words over and over until the kids get it. Their accents, combined with an inability to produce the sounds of English, results in a very large group of small children chanting "fuck, fuck, fuck...".

2. "Teacher! He has 4 blue balls!" - Said while playing a game that divided the class into team red and team blue. There were no balls (of any sort) in sight at the time, so I've yet to figure out where this gem of a line came from.

3. "She says you're beautiful (while pointing at someone else), but I think you are very big". Kids are so cute before they open their mouths.

And for the grand finale:

4. "It is a big, black fag"...and by fag he meant bag.