Chrismakuh? Hallow'istmas!

So you know how you walk into a "Chinese" restaurant at home and order "Chinese food"? Yah, well it's not so much Chinese food. I have been living in Asia for 8 months and have yet to see chicken balls, sweet and sour sauce, or any sort of native food that I would consider edible. But I digress. Just as we fuck up all things Chinese at home, the Chinese fuck up all things North American. Case in point: Christmas.

It's Christmas time, so naturally you throw a costume party, right? Right.

ummm......what?

I went to a staff Christmas party tonight. Somewhere in the whole "staff Christma party" thing, our school owner got the idea to make it a costume party. With hired dancers in slutty santa suits. Yup.

Merry...Christmas?